“Shady Business in France”
9 x 12in oil on museum quality panel
It has been said the best defense is no defense at all (that’s an Eddie quote). Since my last posting from France was…ahem….a
couple of hours a few days several days (okay, okay…weeks ago!)
I am not sure if I need a defense or not but just in case:
Blame it on slow internet (one 3 minute video took 5 days to load to the internet….the price for being out in the country….worth every minute 😉
Blame it on enlarged eyeballs STRAINED from looking at so much beauty 😉
Blame it on whip creme eating Loki cats.
Blame it the 20 loaves of french bread and 8 pounds of butter I consumed.
Blame it on the laundry.
(Please Note: the posting of big panties after I mentioned eating 20 loaves of bread and 8 pounds of butter are totally UNRELATED.)
Blame it on the crepes.
Blame it on the cats Eddie sent to spy on me.
Blame it on the sunflowers.
Blame it on the watercolors.
Blame it on the oils.
(See “Shady Business in France”)
Blame it on “Olé” and “I Don’t Speak English” (direct quotes overheard from conversations my second group of artists
inflicted had with local villagers in France—-see what I was working against???)
I would take the title from the old song…Blame It on My Youth—but that would not hold up well since I also managed to have a birthday in the middle of all this mayhem.
All I’m saying is we can pick up the pieces from here if you agree to not bring it up. I’ll be back next post with a few more videos for you and a few things to giveaway 🙂
Thanks for loving me and keeping the reprimands to a minimum 🙂