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"Chillaxin’" SOLD

“Chillaxin'”
12 x 12in oil on museum quality panel
SOLD
 
If you need tips on how to relax, Eddie’s your man.
He prides himself on having achieved the Grand Master status;))

His pointers include:

  1. Which time of the day is best for “chillaxing”
  2. How to select the right place for this activity
  3. What to do if someone interrupts the “chillaxing”
I saw his notes and figured I would save you the time involved in emailing him for his tips–
 

be prepared to be underwhelmed….

 
  1. Which time of day is best?  Morning, noon, evening—not night–that time is reserved for prowling around the house and annoying those who have been working morning, noon and evening.
  2. How to select the right place for this activity?  Measure carefully which areas of the home are used and needed most frequently.  Laser printers, sinks, and beds with the today’s outfit spread out on it are all excellent choices.
  3. What to do if someone interrupts the “chillaxing”?  Begin with a huge yawn, then get up like you are going to leave but instead reposition your body and begin vigorously grooming yourself to help “carpet” the place you are in.  If all else fails, fake coughing up a fur ball.  Works every time.
 
Remember, this is why we are friends. It’s my job to spare you from people like Eddie;))
 
P.S.  Eddie has been saying that he wants a virus. 
I think what he means is he wants to go viral.  Share this post, help a friend—a happy Eddie means I can  get some work done today while he’s checking his stats;))
 
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  • Mary Crook Moran - October 23, 2013 - 7:43 pm

    Just love that Eddie’s expertise ReplyCancel

  • Nancy Martin Piros - October 23, 2013 - 5:03 pm

    Oh Dreama your Eddie is too funny (so is his Mom) now you two have me coughing again!!! Hugs (not too close though.)ReplyCancel

  • Roseanne Campagna - September 27, 2012 - 12:30 pm

    I think Cleo has been taking notes from Eddie’s recommendations. Included is – when not ‘chillaxin’, be sure to walk very slowly in front of anyone that is in a hurry to get somewhere. This is to prevent any excitability that could interrupt the next ‘chillaxin’ moment. You know, when it’s time to just flop over in mid-stride presenting the tummy for a scratch.ReplyCancel

    • Dreama Tolle Perry - September 27, 2012 - 1:35 pm

      You are so right Roseanne! There were too many to include, but they were all along the lines of the one you just mentioned;)) Cleo sounds like she is really taking the homework to heart….ReplyCancel

  • June - September 27, 2012 - 11:41 am

    Eddie Bill is truly one handsome and charming fellow. This painting of him chillaxin’ with the sunlight to help the process along just makes me wanna chillax, too. Pity there’s no sunshine here at the moment…but looking at this painting brightens even the greyest of Irish days. Beautiful painting, of a beautiful cat (yes, Eddie – praise given where praise is due). Thanks for sharing him with us in this portrait of him.ReplyCancel

    • Dreama Tolle Perry - September 27, 2012 - 1:36 pm

      Eddie was thrilled over your comment June. Yes, he does read this blog….between bouts of chillaxing;)ReplyCancel

  • Sergio DS - September 27, 2012 - 9:38 am

    What a wonderful cat!
    What a lovely painting!ReplyCancel

    • Dreama Tolle Perry - September 27, 2012 - 11:42 am

      Thanks Sergio—and Eddie is a pretty awesome cat–I just don’t say it to him because then his modeling prices will go even higher;))ReplyCancel

  • Linda Stratton - September 27, 2012 - 8:42 am

    Ahhh! …to be a CAT !?!ReplyCancel

  • Jerry Stocks - September 27, 2012 - 2:28 am

    Eddie is the King of Chillaxin. I also love the painting. Miss you!!!ReplyCancel

    • Dreama Tolle Perry - September 27, 2012 - 11:39 am

      Thanks Jerry! Miss you too–I know you are probably taking on a new adventure even as I write this. You are one inspiring lady!ReplyCancel

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