Apparently, Eddie does miss me–in spite of all the caustic text messages I have been receiving from him.
We r fine without you. I did not eat the last can of tuna–Phyllis is using it to sit on to brush my fur
I did not use your American xpress Card to order fur cream. The package just got dropped off here by miztake
Glad you r gone. The cleaning grils came and I did my best to leave lots of fur fer them to vacuum up
I caught on when the airlines emailed me and said to please quit calling in that squeaky voice to see if my round trip ticket was still good. Evidently Eddie thinks that maybe I am not coming home…(translated….who will support his furry buns???) and has taken to sitting at the window on the lookout for my car to pull in the driveway.
Naturally, Phyllis, no doubt the one who called the airlines, is trying to fill in the gap of my absence. Along with her usual Eddie duties, she has taken to creating a playlist of songs to keep his spirits up:
“You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby”
“Your Too Sexy for Your Fur”
and one of my favorites…
Don’t Worry, Be Happy::)))!!
Please Note: This is No. 17 in the “Eddie and Phyllis Series”.