“And that’s how you play dead. Only a skilled actor such as myself can pull this off”.
And there’s Phyllis, hanging onto every word….Even writing it all down. I am sure Eddie has sold her on the idea of writing his biography….all nine of them.
I have tried getting Phyllis off by herself, but the glazed look in her eyes tells me whatever I have to say about Eddie is falling on deaf mouse ears.
I am wondering what life Eddie is on, I mean, if something was to happen to him, accidentally of course, would he come back here, to my house, again?? Just wonderin’…
P.S. This is No. 5 in this series. Don’t tell Eddie, but when I went back into my studio after completing it, it made me laugh out loud. Eddie is so silly–even more so when he is trying to be dramatic…
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